They'll be doing Gourmet Nights next

I have just received an invitation for the Dublin Young Universities Summit on the 29th of this month. It is remarkably restrained: 'prestigious' appears' only three times, 'exclusive' four times and 'distinguished" once.


"...EXCLUSIVE a prestigious networking dinner and world class speakers ... A Rankings masterclass with Phil Baty ..."

"We would be honoured if you would register to attend this prestigious event..."

"Distinguished speakers include..."

"In addition, the event will feature:

• Prestigious networking dinner 
• An exclusive rankings masterclass with Mr Phil Baty"

"Because of the summit’s exclusive nature, places are strictly limited..."

"Your ticket will include*:

• Prestigious welcome dinner
• An exclusive rankings masterclass with Mr Phil Baty, editor at large and rankings editor, THE
• World-class speakers
• 2 x Networking lunches
• Scheduled transfers between the official hotel and the university venues
• Closing networking drinks reception"